Burger King Innuendo – The Aubergine Version
I was tired,
I was starving
I came upon a Burger King
I was served
quite ungaily
by the undelightful Hayley.
Her pale face
strangely had all
the charm of a whitewashed wall.
She was up
to her armpits
in french fries and greasy bits.
Her trousers
were far from clean,
being the colour of an aubergine.
‘A Veggie
Whopper meal, please.
And could you leave out the cheese?’
‘Would you like
to go large on that?’
she said in a voice dull and flat.
I thought of
my burger in her buns,
remembering what they say about the quiet ones.
I’m married,
happy with my station.
I had to ignore this blatant flirtation.
I ate my meal,
not another word spoken
and left Hayley – probably heartbroken.
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this poem is FUCKING GAY!!
At last, an erudite and carefully considered comment on this classic poem!