Short Poem

Short Poem
Napoleon Bonaparte, Queen Victoria,
Ronnie Corbett, Frankie Dettori,
Mohamed Al Fayed, Carla from Cheers,
Angus Deayton, Ben Elton,
Michael J Fox, Red Skelton
Red Buttons, Dustin Hoffman,
And in built-up shoes,
Tom Cruise.
Lester Piggott, Mickey Rooney,
Ian Hislop, Rosemary Clooney
Lulu, Robin Cook, Dudley Moore,
Jimmy Clitheroe, Danny DeVito,
Lou Costello, Robert DeNiro
Al Pacino, Quentin Tarantino,
And in built-up shoes,
Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise

One Response

  1. Great poem and cartoon of this putz! I went to school with him in grade school and High School and he was a fake then as he is now. Oh yes some good movies for sure (though in most he tries to hard) however he always had the short man complex and tried to overcompensate by making fun of others in school and being a real cool ‘jerk’. Good Luck Tom Maypother (yes his real name) but not quite as cool as Cruise is it (he).

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