Trousers

Trousers are very interesting. I’m wearing a pair even as I type this.
They are very useful for covering the lower parts of the body for those occasions when it is unsuitable to be seen walking around town in just a string vest.
You can have long trousers which come down to just above the shoe (more [...]

Why I have been away

Sorry about the lack of updates, folks, but you know what it’s like.
Not only have I been madly busy, but I have also been asked to develop the idea for a sitcom! Nothing will be revealed about that until it is listed in Radio Times!
Below is a montage of all the things that have been [...]